MILA part 2
Mar 29.10 /
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I LOVE the site My Life is Average! Here are some of my favorite lines that come up this week. I will probably bore you with more of these next week, because they just make me SMILE so much!
IN HONOR OF MY NEW HOME – NORWAY (no one ever seems to know where I have moved too)
Today, a friend of mine was reading the back of a water bottle in Spanish class. The label said that it was imported from Norway. She looked confused and said, “What the heck is Norway?” Some friends and I successfully convinced her that Norway is similar to a Walgreens, and will be opening shortly across town. MLIA
Today while stuck in traffic on the interstate my roommate and I played rock-paper-scissors with the kids in the car in front of us. Best. Rush hour. Ever. MLIA
A few years ago our school had some American students visit for the day (I am Australian). I got linked up with my American buddy for the day and she attended all my classes with me. When it came to say goodbye she looked so confused and I asked her what was wrong. She said “Today was great, but I still couldn’t find where you keep the Kangaroos you ride to school with”. I laughed until I saw she was serious. MLIA.
Today whilst at the traffic lights i noticed that someone had drawn faces on the lights. There was a sad face on the red one, a neutral face on the orange and a really happy face on the green. Thanks mystery graffiti artist for making traffic jam fun. MLIA
Last night, I couldn’t fall asleep so I decided to turn on the TV. Right as I turned it on George Lopez said “you couldnt sleep either?”. It made my night.MLIA
Yesterday I was at Walmart buying tampons when I ran into my boss. Today at work he brought me chocolate. I love my boss. MLIA
Today, my mom called our house phone and asked if I was home from school safely. I answered and told her I wasn’t there yet. She reminded me to call me the moment I got inside and hung up. I wonder how long it will take her to realize. MLIA
Today, I was driving down a small neighborhood street when I noticed my friend driving the opposite way. I decided to stick my hand out the window and see if he would high-five me. He did. It hurt. A lot. MLIA
Today I learned that the Welsh term for Microwave is popty ping. I am never calling it a microwave again. MLIA
Today my dad almost got hit by a police car that started drifting into his lane. The police officer was texting. MLIA.
Today I was teaching my 3 year old the ABC. I asked him what apple started with, and he said A. I asked him what banana started with and he said B. I asked him what a car started with, and he answered “Duh mommy a key”. That kid is going places. MLIA
Today, I saw a homeless man holding a sign that said, “I bet you can’t hit me with a quarter.” I was extremely bummed when I realized I had no change with me. MLIA
Today I was having a bad day so my mom made me some playdough and gave me a bucket of cookie cutters to play with. I am 18 years old. I’m glad she still knows what makes me happy. MLIA
Today I was chewing some bubble gum. I looked inside the package, and it said “Made with real bubbles.” It made my day.
Yesterday I was on facebook and found out that my mom has a facebook account. Today, I found out that she denied my friend request. Guess who’s not getting a crayon colored mother’s day card this year? MLIA
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