My Life is Average
Mar 24.10 /
Music, Rambling /
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My Life is Average is a great site where you can post in short stories about how your life is average.. I just love reading them! They make me smile! Here are some quotes from the site:
“Today my mom told me about a conversations she had with my aunt and she told me how my cousin and his friends have been getting in trouble at school for saying “Thats What She Said” So now to avoid getting in trouble they say “Tis What The Maiden Proclaimed. MLIA.”
“Today, I had a job interview. I did the whole thing with a British accent and I got the job. I’m slightly scared of what might happen if I start talking normal in front of my boss. MLIA.”
“Today as i was walking to my next class on campus I noticed a little girl no more than 2 years old that seemed to be alone. I asked her where her mommy or daddy was, but she replied with a rawr and walked away with claws in the air. Of course my reaction was to rawr back, at which point she turned back around to rawr at me too. This lasted a couple minutes until the mom walked up, laughing like crazy. I think I made a new friend. MLIA”
“Today I decide to meet my dad for lunch at the mall. As we picked out a table I couldn’t help but stare at the odd looking teens sitting next to us. One of them, who was sporting a neon purple mowhawk eventually noticed and turned to my dad and said “whats the matter old man? you’ve never done anything wild in your life?” My quick witted father replied “Yea as a matter of fact I got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son. MLIA”
“Today, I was listening to ‘Hey Jude’ by The Beatles. About half way through the 7-minute song, I realized that I had forgotten to press play. The british voices and percussion instruments in my head had been entertaining me for almost 4 minutes. Awesome. MLIA”
“My cat really likes to lay on the table, no matter what we do. Moving her, spraying water on her, nothing seems to work. Today I pulled out my lightsaber and as soon as my cat saw it, she fled. It’s good to know that even my cat respects the power of The Force. MLIA”
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